Larry joined our family today. Who is Larry you ask? Larry.... is my laptop. My very first. I am in love. Pure, unadulterated love. Larry is a Toshiba and he is a very shiny white. I can't stop playing with him. I can see this becoming addictive. He smells so new and his keys are as smooth as the bum of a baby. I won't take his plastic off his screen yet. I want to protect him for as long as I can. Oh Larry... you complete me.
In other news, I joined Weight Watchers today. Larry deserves a slimmer owner. It is 9.55pm and I am STARVING! I still have 6 points left but the icecream screaming out my name from the freezer would be more then that. I have already had one Nestle creme caramel for a snack. Why does fat have to be unhealthy? Can't it be the new cool? I would be sssoooo in right now.
Did I tell you that I am going out for dinner and drinks on Saturday night? Yes, that will go well with Weight Watchers, I'm sure. I have not been out drinking since 2003, before I met my future ex husband. Goodness, I wonder if it is still cool to dance on the stage at Fibbers? Guess I'm about to find out!
Larry and I are off to bed now, to join our other love.... Facebook.
Enjoy the lappy-love. I love my lappy, except I don't think it loves me back quite as much since it keeps crashing on me and shutting down whenever it damn well feels like.
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